how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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