I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
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Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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