I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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