You just made me feel so damn special
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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