He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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