got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
