You were right. It hurts to walk today.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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