is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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