we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Success! We fucked roommates!
Randomize
