she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
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When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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