hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
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oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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