Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm gonna fight the coyote
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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