But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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