love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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