Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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