I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
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She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
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Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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