Having a random hookup so left but love u
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
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we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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