Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
i need some magic done to my vagina
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