they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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