My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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