If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
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Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
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Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.