While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(