This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking