She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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