Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
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ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
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He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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