True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
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Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
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My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I want to fling myself into the sun
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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