if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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