Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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