Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
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I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
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Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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