You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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