Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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