Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
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Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
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Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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