I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
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