just tell him i said nine months
he thought i was a dude.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
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lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
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HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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