Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
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You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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