ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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