But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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