It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
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Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
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Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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