I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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