And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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