I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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