I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
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She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
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never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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