all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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