Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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