I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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