I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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