So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
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they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
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Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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