how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
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He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
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you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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