Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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