quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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