You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I'm getting married
To pizza
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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