We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
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This show inspires me to have sex in space
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
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She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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