marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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