My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
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Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
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Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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