A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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