apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
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You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
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