3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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