i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
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The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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